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Galileo Galilei [Italian Exchange Student]

Galileo Galilei was born in the sleepy, seaside town of Prosciutto, off the coast of Southern Italy. His was a happy childhood, and the air always smelled of rich Italian herbs and spices. When Galileo was but a bambino, his father moved the family to “Roma,” where they all purchased leather outfits and ate plentiful amounts of Rigatoni. It was there in Italy’s bustling capitol city that Galileo picked up his urban ways. By the age of 11, he was riding a Vespa to school each day and drinking vino in the piazza. Oftentimes, he and his friends would hang out at the Coliseum and eat spaghetti, a traditional Italian dish. At the age of 12, he developed a thick mound of pubic hair, so big as to engulf his penis entirely. Inspired by his favorite movie, Ghostbusters, he enrolled in an American exchange program the following year. He was placed with the Mudgeon family of West Swedshon, Indiana, and now attends West Swedshon Junior High. The Mudgeons’ daughter, Blylene, currently resides with the Galilei family in Rome, where she is having a blast learning about Italian culture and ancient Italian heritage, such as Michelangelo. Turn ons: Sigourney Weaver, crotches, cologne, going to third, pasta, cappuccino and frappuccino. Turn-offs: Quail.