Exchange Student Galileo Galilei: “Why I Come to America”

Hello. My name is Galileo Galilei, and I come-a from the cultural town of Prosciutto, Italy, off the coast of Sicily. When I was but a bambino, my papa moved the famiglia to Roma, where I began to wear clothes of the finest Italian leather. There I also experimented with vino, which is perfectly a-normal for Italian teens. But something was still missing a from-a my life-a. It was like the big hole in my lifestyles, and something was a-missing-ah. “What-a was it?”

One-a day-a, I raced back from the Colliseo on-a my Vespa and “switched on the tube,” if you know-a what I mean-a. What I saw on the screen would change-a my life 4evers. It was-a Sigourney Weaver on the Ghost Busters, and I was in love-a. Sigourney looked very fantastico in her robes, with her very obvious bosoms and her wild hairs. I thinks to myself that sometime-a her bosom look-a like a two bits of bread, a-baking underneath of the shiny blouse. “Zool is the minion of Gozor!” she has yelled to the character of Venkman. Who is this Zool, and what has he got that i have not got also too? Then I thinks, “There is-a but one way to find out. I must go to her. Galileo must go to Sigourney Weaver in America.” This is how I have decided to do the foreign exchange-a. I now live-a with the Mudgeon family of Swedshon, Indiana, in the USA. The Mudgeons do not permit me to take vino with dinner, nor do they permit me watch the neighbor’s crotch through their big telescope. However it is worth it for me to have a shot with Sigourney in the beds. Blylene, the daughter of Signor e Signora Mudgeon, has gone-a to live with the Galilei family in Roma. My brothers have told me that Blylene has a very shabby bosom of a tiny size-a. “What’s the pity” and “Bummer.” That is not-a so exciting for the Galileo family.

Please welcome me to America. I am handsome and I speak Italian. I also have much hair on me and much puberty, like a big man. I want many women, here in America. But most of all is Sigourney Weaver. I will find her very soon.

Featured Bio – Galileo Galilei

Galileo Galilei [Italian Exchange Student]

Galileo Galilei was born in the sleepy, seaside town of Prosciutto, off the coast of Southern Italy. His was a happy childhood, and the air always smelled of rich Italian herbs and spices. When Galileo was but a bambino, his father moved the family to “Roma,” where they all purchased leather outfits and ate plentiful amounts of Rigatoni. It was there in Italy’s bustling capitol city that Galileo picked up his urban ways. By the age of 11, he was riding a Vespa to school each day and drinking vino in the piazza. Oftentimes, he and his friends would hang out at the Coliseum and eat spaghetti, a traditional Italian dish. At the age of 12, he developed a thick mound of pubic hair, so big as to engulf his penis entirely. Inspired by his favorite movie, Ghostbusters, he enrolled in an American exchange program the following year. He was placed with the Mudgeon family of West Swedshon, Indiana, and now attends West Swedshon Junior High. The Mudgeons’ daughter, Blylene, currently resides with the Galilei family in Rome, where she is having a blast learning about Italian culture and ancient Italian heritage, such as Michelangelo. Turn ons: Sigourney Weaver, crotches, cologne, going to third, pasta, cappuccino and frappuccino. Turn-offs: Quail.