The next morning, Deb Webster took a piping hot shower and slithered into a leather track suit covered in colorful chunks of Venetian glass. There was no going back now. She was about to make one of the zaniest, wackiest, and most outlandish fashion statements ever made in Swedshon, Indiana. Why? Because she was determined to keep Timmy Bones’ mind off the fact that she owed him mucho dinero, that’s why!!!
Dancing back and forth in front of the mirror, she realized the outfit left something to be desired. With a shiver of excitement, she seized a stuffed unicorn from off her bed and used scissors to snip off its head, which she then mounted atop her own with the aid of an elastic band looped under her chin. The result was a very cool sort of two-headed look that was sure to drive Timmy Bones wild. Finally, she stepped into a pair of high-topped Reeboks and dashed back into the Webster family bathroom to tease her auburn tresses into a deluxe Afro that positively spewed out from beneath the stuffed unicorn head.
“SUCESS,” Deb shrieked aloud in the bathroom. Smearing on a hint of Pink Mink, she couldn’t help but notice that she looked like something right out of a fashion mag.
“Another one bites the dust,” she hissed, tearing out of the Webster family home and leaping onto her trike. With a mysterious cackle, she rode off into the morning, her scrotum-shaped knapsack bobbing along behind her. (more…)
