Deb Webster [ Leader of the Dudettes ]
Jennifer Louise Chicken was born to Sandra Chicken, a homemaker and Gerard Chicken, a banker, 14 years ago at the Hospital of Greater Swedshon in Swedshon , Indiana . She grew up in a medium-sized white house with decorative columns on Shady Lane in West Swedhson, where she had her own room with a canopy bed, a floral-print bedspread, a poster of the Eiffel Tower and a tiny, white television. In kindergarten, she was voted the most popular kindergartener ever to attend kindergarten at West Swedshon Elementary. For Jennifer, popularity is not a destination, but a journey, a rich and vibrant tradition rooted deep in the Chicken family lineage. It all began with Jennifer’s great, great, great grandfather Axel Chicken, the extremely popular Danish pioneer who settled the Chicken family on the Indiana frontier. Today, Sandra and Gerard Chicken are the most popular adults in town. Jennifer’s older brother, Rick Chicken, wears a leather jacket, drives a convertible Chrysler and attends West Swedshon High, where he is the most popular boy. As for Jennifer, she carries the torch as West Swedshon Junior High, where she continues to push the boundaries of modern popularity.
Jennifer is a force to be reckoned with. Whenever she’s having trouble with the soda vending machine, a hunky guy comes up behind her and punches it in exactly such a way as to make a can of soda pop out the bottom. She owns a blue, fur poncho and she once frenched the hot and steamy Timmy Bones for ten seconds at Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, the local bowling alley. She also once dry-humped Chad Loaf on a dare at the Burger Lord. Likes: hanging out at the Burger Lord, frenching, chicken, rollerblading, tiny things, doodling on her binder, flipping all her hair to one side and pinning it up with a fun clip, listening to loud rock music on her walkman while bopping her head to the beat, talking on the phone while laying face-down on her bed with her legs up in the air, using her hairbrush as a pretend microphone, red lollipops, red life savers, red M&Ms and the color lavender. Dislikes: eating weird shit out of Doreen’s backpack, rainy days and the smell of farts. Her secret wish is to go to Paris and write poetry at the Eiffel Tower.
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