Deb Webster [Aspiring Dudette/ "Doreen" the Model]
Deborah Colonel Webster came bucking out of Bess Webster’s sizable beginia and into a luke-warm wading pool thirteen and a half years ago. She was six weeks early, but boi was she sassy! At the tender young age of one she was known to pop her collar and swagger around her crib like a well-endowed hunk. At four she began voraciously reading fashion magazines, and often shared her dreams of becoming a teen model with her best and only friend, Blue Robin. She and Blue Robin were dorky as hell, playing tiddly winks at recess and sporting t-shirts with attitude– “Does it LOOK like I care?!” was D-Web’s fave. At ten, Deb begged her mother to enroll her at Barbazon, but Bess refused, calling modeling school “poppycock” and “a load of shit.” Deb argued that it was her calling to be a teen model. Bess retorted, “You’re not a teen.” Finally a bona fide teen with a piping hot crush on the hot and steamy Timmy Bones, Deb managed to sleaze herself a spot in the West Swedshon Junior High’s most exclusive clique, the Dudettes. How did she do it? By promising T-Bone a heaping pile of fresh goat sammies if he’d only spread a rumor about her prolific modeling career in New York City, obviously. Now the Dudettes are convinced that she’s the cat’s meow, and Deb’s never been happier. Blue Robin is now old news, of course. Deb wouldn’t be caught dead fraternizing with that pointy-headed dweeb. Will the word get out that Deb lied? There’s only one way to find out… follow Deb Webster in her quest for a goat, everlasting popularity, and a hardcore, no holds barred Frenching session with the cock-laden Timmy B. Meet the whole gang on our characters page.
