Hi. I’m Donna McDonald. Rumor has it I’m the biggest gossip in Swedshon. I should know because I started that rumor. In fact, I’ve started many rumors, all of which have changed the lives of people at West Swedshon Junior High.
Rules of Gossip:
1. think of someone you really want to start a rumor about (ie. somebody dorky, somebody with zits, somebody who wears orange, someone who doesn’t go to the mall, vegetarians, etc.)
2. think of the rumor (ie. they went to sloppy second, they have one ball, their parents are poor, etc)
3. tell people (ie. pass notes in class, whisper about them during lunch, throw things at them during gym etc.)
if you follow these 3 simple steps you are on your way to becoming the biggest gossip in your tiny town.
People I have started rumors about:
Jennifer Chicken: Before we were friends, I told Jason Cutlet that Jennifer Chicken was on an all chicken diet. Word got back to Miss Chicken herself and she decided that would be a good idea. She lost 5 pounds and we immediately became best buds.
Millie Miller: A few hours ago in the cafeteria I told Millie Miller that Chad Loaf’s butt looked like a meat filled croissant. Word has it she really wants to go to the holiday hop with him now… give me 15 minutes and I’ll have an update for you.
Blue Robin: I heard she grunts when she’s thirsty. I’ve been passing notes about it all week.
Deb Webster: She might have webbed feet (that’s what “Webster” means in spanish- even ask Mr. Maneuver). I told the Dudettes that i saw them in the locker room.
Donna McDonald: (That’s me!) I said I went to third with Jonny Bunker- the captain of the East Swedshon football team. Now everyone thinks I’m experienced!
Gossip and rumors are a great way to get to know people, make friends, and have a good time. If you have any questions you can beep me: 512-223-9875 and I’ll call you back. =) =) =)
